Hourly schedule was TENTATIVE and SUBJECT TO CHANGE.
12:00 PM – 1:00 PM Kick Start
Activities: Welcome, Introducing the team, Discussing the event and what craziness you can expect. An intro into long distance riding, stories from the road. Call in! Please consider Donating.
This Hour Sponsored by: Iron Butt Association
1:00 PM – 2:00 PM It’s a Machine
Activities: I will be discussing the Yamaha Star Venture; Features and Benefits. Chat about my riding history, Call in and tell me a story! I will also try to remember all the motorcycles I have owned! Please consider Donating.
This Hour Sponsored by: Valley Motorsports
2:00 PM – 3:00 PM After School Snack
Activities: Hey kids, want to see me eat bugs? Worms, crickets, donate enough and I will eat a real Scorpion. Start Donating!
This Hour Sponsored by: Valley Motorsports
3:00 PM – 4:00 PM What is MS?
Activities: Discussing what is Multiple Sclerosis, my Diagnosis Call in to MS Views and News President, Stuart Schlossman. Please consider Donating.
This Hour Sponsored by: Gardner MA Lions Club
4:00 PM – 5:00 PM Out on the Town
Activities: Changing into to my Evening Attire. Talk restaurants, road food, call in with your stories! Please consider Donating.
This Hour Sponsored by: Boucher Funeral Home
5:00 PM – 6:00 PM The Ton Hour
Activities: Every donation over $100 gets a minute of me twisting the throttle to 100 mph. The Yamaha can take it! Please consider Donating.
This Hour Sponsored by: Pelland Electrical Contractors
6:00 PM – 7:00 PM The Road So Far
Activities: A look back at the last 6 years riding for MS. Please consider Donating.
This Hour Sponsored by: Gardner MA Lions Club
7:00 PM – 8:00 PM Impromptu Garage Band
Activities: Most of us can’t hold a note or play a tune, watch us try play a few tunes at speed! Donate to stop us from singing.
This Hour Sponsored by: Grayson Cook
8:00 PM – 9:00 PM Bring Me Pizza
Activities: Attempt to sway the pizza delivery person to take a ride with me. Please consider Donating.
Guests: Pizza delivery person
9:00 PM – 10:00 PM Challenge Hour
Activities: Pepsi challenge? Bird Box Challenge? Probably start by challenging my ability to tell the difference between fine whiskey and domestic beer. Please consider Donating.
This Hour Sponsored by: John Graham
10:00 PM – 11:00 PM Making the Cut
Activities: Straight razor shave at highway speeds!
Guests: Nate Barnes of Bostonian Barbershop will transform me into a clean cut, well groomed gentleman! (Hopefully without slitting my throat) Tune in! Please consider Donating.
This Hour Sponsored by:
11:00 PM – 12:00 AM ALSO RAN PRESENTATION
Activities: Full Presentation of ALSO RAN, the incredible story of riding the World’s Toughest Motorcycle Competition on the world’s most unreliable motorcycle. Please consider Donating.
This Hour Sponsored by: The Iron Butt Association
12:00 AM – 1:00 PM Itsy Bitsy Spider Hour
Activities: How much would you donate to see Paul eat a whole Zebra Tarantula? If donations get high enough, Paul will consume a very deadly spider! Please consider Donating.
1:00 AM – 2:00 AM Dumb Joke Hour
Activities: What is the worst joke you know? Want to hear mine? (G rating) Please consider Donating.
2:00 AM – 3:00 AM Another Hour of Nonsense
Activities: Hour 14 on the bike, probably some silly stuff emerging, plus a shot or two of Wild Turkey to make it interesting. Please consider Donating.
This Hour Sponsored by: Steve and Melissa Joern
3:00 AM – 4:00 AM Dance Like No One is Watching
Activities: f I am still alive after the shave, I’ll be dancing to the beat of a different drum. Donate and you get to choose my music….
4:00 AM – 5:00 AM LHP Videos from the Road
Activities: Longhaulpaul videos from the road. While piling on the miles, I will share some of My best Youtube videos from the last year on the road. Please consider Donating.
5:00 AM – 6:00 AM LHP Videos from the Road (Part 2)
Activities: Longhaulpaul videos from the road. While piling on the miles, I will share some of My best Youtube videos from the last year on the road. Please consider Donating.
6:00 AM – 7:00 AM Eyes Wide Open
Activities: Is it possible to nap at 65 mph? How about just resting while awake? Anyone care to give me a back massage? Bring me a COFFEE! Please consider Donating.
7:00 AM – 8:00 AM Motor Aerobics
Activities: Time to stretch and get limber, exercise routines for the freeway. Please consider Donating.
8:00 AM – 9:00 AM It’s Miller Time
JOIN US FOR COFFEE AND DONUTS! The crowd will be growing as the finish line is in sight! Stop by, make a donation and get a hair cut!
Activities: Neither Hair nor Dare– Recite the alphabet backwards for 20 minutes while getting my hair washed. This is very dangerous. Please consider Donating.
This Hour Sponsored by: Rick and Jean Miller
9:00 AM – 10:00 AM Make Over Hour
Activities: Make over Hour. I Have to look pretty for the finish. Granddaughter and daughter will be giving me a manicure and a facial.
Guests: Ayla and Alivia
This Hour Sponsored by: Paul Partin
10:00 AM – 11:00 AM MS: Symptoms & Treatments
Activities: Discussion about Multiple Sclerosis and current therapies, maybe an impromptu neuropsychology eval. Please consider Donating.
Guests: Paul Barlow P.A.
This Hour Sponsored by: Valley Motorsports
11:00 AM – 11:59 PM Let The Grilling Begin!
Activities: JOIN US in Gardner Massachusetts FOR A COOKOUT to celebrate the successful finish and funds raised for MS. Arrive early and hop on the bike with Paul for a few final miles………..Please consider Donating.
This Hour Sponsored by: Curechaser II + Zac Rhodes
